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More of Joan and the bookshelf incident. Joan was discovered buried beneath the enormous shelf unit by Tweedledum and Tweedledee (aka the double act Meg and Dennis), and as the two of them strained and heaved, trying to lift the unit up, we were able to get a better look at just how tall and enormous it was. Of course, the next time we saw Joan she was with Sister Hall suffering a hurt knee. The real damage seemed to have been done by Frank hitting her on the head, causing her to do unusual things like wandering around the docks by herself and talking to strange men. Hmm.. I have a few friends who seem to have gone through the same thing. Loved how every time she went all vague and confused, we were treated to weird seventies sci-fi music.

On top of this near fatal knee sprain ("It takes more than a bump on the head to keep me out of action," said Joan, the human equivalent of a Tonka Toy) we heard there was now another 'get rid of Joan' storyline. Which was nice to hear because we haven't had another one of those for a while now and I was starting to worry.

The other bit of good news was for Marlene, who was about to be released. I think we were supposed to be sad to see such a well-loved character leave. Personally, I just think 'practical jokes', 'cockroach racing', 'breaking records', 'dance marathon', 'aerobics', 'running a book on everything', 'wedding preparations', 'comedy diet', and have to stifle a cheer.

Disturbing scene of Marlene and Merv (even more than the one of her tickling him on the cabbages) when he dipped a sausage into some custard and put it to her mouth. Not a pleasant image.


Lovely comedy scene when Lexie, Myra and Judy were in Marlene's cell, trying to cheer her up:
Lexie: It's not our fault she's fat.
Myra: Lexie! I think we should say 'big boned' from now on.
Judy: Yeah, good idea.
Lexie: But she's fat!
Myra: Lexie!
Lexie: You mean to say, if she stays on this diet, her bones are going to get smaller..?

Another excellent scene with Anita, this time with Lexie talking about becoming a Catholic and then confessing about Frank, with believable and sympathetic performances by both actresses. Probably my favourite two actresses in the series at the moment. Lexie might not be likeable, but she's convincing as far as I'm concerned.

Poor Sheila/Shelly, with that unflattering camera angle of her looking like an Anchor Butter cow on the TV, with cheap disco lights moving past her in the background. Loved the hair and make-up - something I could only describe as Avon Lady's Revenge, with all that Disco Dazzle glitter and hairspray. "Sheila did write some music. But it was awful!" cried Judy, obviously an expert in popular music since she scaled new heights in mediocrity with Pixie's Song. Bet Celine Dion would have fought tooth and nail for the rights to perform it if she'd been around.

Poor Anita seemed to be getting all the amusing visitors these days. What a strange looking man that Father James was. And an Irish accent, of course (can't have a Catholic Father without an Irish accent). At least Anita has decided not to talk to the media. They only want stories like "Nun behind bars and rubbish like that," she said. Yes, hard to believe anyone would stoop to running a story like that.

"Oh Mrs Reynolds, I'm a bit confused," declared Joycie, not surprising a single viewer I imagine. But so was I at one point. One minute I caught a glimpse of Lexie pulling the mysterious pink thing out of the drier, and a few scenes later, I saw Lou putting it back into the washer. I guess that confirms that it's never worn, just washed, dried and repaired.

Loved Frank’s visual aid, to get the message across to Lou. A little shopping list of names, for who he's going to 'get' next, in nice big letters with the first one (FERGUSON) crossed out. Presumably he had to write the five names down in case he forgot one of them.

No wonder Marlene rushed out of the dining room clutching her stomach. When Lexie waved that big sausage covered in brown curry sauce, it didn't look so much like a sausage, if you catch my drift.

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Father James

James Wright had previously played one of Pixie Mason’s husbands, the prosecutor at Toni McNally’s trial, and a detective who came to speak to Vera Bennett about George Lucas.

Doctor Leary

The forth time Paul Wentford had apeared as a doctor, each time with a different name! First as Dr Taylor (talking to Ann Reynolds about breast cancer), as Dr McPherson (examining Hannah Geldschmidt), and as Dr Smith (when Shane has a cold).

Bluey

Before wandering the docks, Bob Jewell was first seen delivering a truckfull of Toni McNally’s contraband. He later delivered a TV bought by Nola McKenzie, and was driving the van used by Maxine Daniels to escape.

Curly

Another dock worker in this episode, James Shaw’s other roles included a foreman at Bob Morris’ factory, and one of Fellowe’s thugs (forcing Joan to take LSD). He’d later return to being one of Fellowe’s gang during a bank job, and would end up as Len Muller, a friend of Lorelei Wilkinson.